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Take a break from your studies and check out our funny English language jokes.

Have fun with some of the quirkier aspects of the English language, laugh at some hilarious jokes and get a variety of writing tips that you might want to think twice about using. Read on and enjoy our funny English language jokes.

 

  • So English, I fancy you all agree, is the funniest language you ever did see.
  • English might be the most widespread language in the world but there’s still no ham in hamburger, no egg in eggplant and neither pine nor apple in pineapple.

  • The thing you’re looking for is always found in the last place you look.

  • What did the man who walked into a bar say? Ouch!

  • Why did the boy eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

  • What are two things people never eat before breakfast? Lunch and dinner.

  • Why is the number six so scared? Because seven eight nine!

  • If the plural of man is always called men, why shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen?

  • If we are the human race, then who is winning?

  • If vegetarians eat vegetables then what on earth do humanitarians eat?!

  • Some writing tips:

  • Exaggeration is a trillion times worse than understatement.

  • Rhetorical questions, who needs them?

  • When writing in English, contractions shouldn’t be used.

  • Stop using exclamation marks!!!

 

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