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Check out our funny Halloween jokes for kids and enjoy some classic humor related to all things Halloween.

Find a range of hilarious jokes about Halloween favourites such vampires, mummies, skeletons, ghosts, witches, monsters, Dracula and more. Read on and enjoy our funny Halloween jokes for kids.


  • Why did the vampires cancel the baseball game? Because they couldn’t find their bats.
  • What did the mummy say to the detective? Let’s wrap this case up.

  • What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

  • Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party? Because he had no-body to go with.

  • What do ghosts serve for dessert? I scream!

  • How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscope.

  • Why do witches use brooms? Because vacuum cleaners are far too heavy!

  • Where does Dracula keep his valuables? In a blood bank.

  • Why don’t mummies have hobbies? Because they’re too wrapped up in their work.

  • Why did the cyclops give up teaching? Because he only had one pupil.

  • What should you do when zombies surround your house? Hope it’s Halloween.

  • Where does Dracula stay in New York? The Vampire State Building.

  • What do you call a witch at the beach? A sandwich.

  • I have 24 legs, 12 arms and 6 heads, what am I? A liar!

  • What happened when the young witch misbehaved? She was sent to her broom.


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